🚨 URGENT: The Raccoons r Unionizing and we need ur support!!
HELLO RABBITS (and maybe humans reading this…)
we are here to tell u that the Trash Panda Posse has OFFICIALLY had ENUF! 😤
we have been bonked with frying pans, frozen by ice magic (we didn’t know ELSA was in the game), and generally disrespected!!
taking all of this into consideratsun, we are forming ✨ A RACCUNION ✨
yes u read that right. It’s real, it's happening, and we NEED ur support to keep morale HIGH!! ✊ 🦝
pls read our demands below!
- less getting hit by… everything???
- respect for the POSSE!
- maybe ONE crop?? as a treat???
IS this so wrong???
to help support us, we are accepting union dues at this time in the form of:
- wishlisting The Rabbit Haul on steam
- playing the demo (so we can continue to cause chaos!!!)
- leave a review and tell them the Trash Panda Posse sent ya to show them we’re RACCUNION STRONG! 💪
- Join da discord n let em know ur also RACCUNION STRONG!!!!!
this directly supports… uh… negotiations.
becuz lets B REAL, is Sprout ACTUALLY the hero here????? Or is he just a very organized gardener with special flowers that have weird defensive tendencies…
all we raccoons want is a little food on the table. A little snack, if you will. And becuz of that we get FIREBALLS thrown at uS?! It all feels a lil extreme!!!!
we will NOT b SILIENCED! We will continue to grow our numbers and take as many carrots we can get our hands on!! This is about justice N snacks!!!
ty for your time, and pls consider where u stand in this dispute!!!!
r u Team Sprout 🌱 or Team Trash Panda Posse 🦝 ????
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